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oohsnazzzy said: why are you so damn cute?

Wow.
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gloriouspickle: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake

gloriouspickle:

1871house:

Strawberry Short Snake

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Tag(s): #cat fight #land of the lost #hilarious #cat #catastic
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Want.

Want.

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allcreatures: A two-headed albino Honduran milk snake is shown in Ridge Manor, Florida. Snake of this species are normally orange and black. Daniel Parker, a University of Central Florida biologist, says two-headed snakes have been documented to live as long as 20 years in captivity. But with two brains giving commands to a single body, Parker says the snake would have a difficult time surviving in the wild. Picture: Sunshineserpents.com, Daniel Parker/AP (via Pictures of the day: 2 November 2011 - Telegraph)

allcreatures:

A two-headed albino Honduran milk snake is shown in Ridge Manor, Florida. Snake of this species are normally orange and black. Daniel Parker, a University of Central Florida biologist, says two-headed snakes have been documented to live as long as 20 years in captivity. But with two brains giving commands to a single body, Parker says the snake would have a difficult time surviving in the wild.

Picture: Sunshineserpents.com, Daniel Parker/AP (via Pictures of the day: 2 November 2011 - Telegraph)

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Misinformed about Cupid.

Misinformed about Cupid.

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Like mah status if you have A TUMBLR. A TUMBLR.
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